Sick Dead Baby Jokes

Sick Dead Baby Jokes

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Sick Dead Baby Joke 1
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby get for Christmas?
Cancer.

Sick Dead Baby Joke 2
Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?
So that if its born dead they can make soup.

Sick Dead Baby Joke 3
What’s pink and spits?
A baby in a frying pan.

Sick Dead Baby Joke 4
What is the worst part about killing a baby?
Getting blood on your clown suit.

Sick Dead Baby Joke 5
What is pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.

Sick Dead Baby Joke 6
What is a foot long and can make a woman scream?
Stillbirth.

Sick Dead Baby Joke 7
What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
Twins in an acid bath.

Sick Dead Baby Joke 8
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.

Sick Dead Baby Joke 9
What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?
Hold on. I’ll tell you in a second.

Sick Dead Baby Joke 10
What do you call two abortions in a bucket?
Blood brothers.

Sick Dead Baby Joke 11
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.

Sick Dead Baby Joke 12
What do you call a 30 week-old preemie?
An Appetizer.

Sick Dead Baby Joke 13
What do a dead baby’s head and a bottle cap have in common?
They come off easier if you twist them.

Sick Dead Baby Joke 14
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.

Sick Dead Baby Joke 15
How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it in case it explodes.

Sick Dead Baby Joke 16
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

Sick Dead Baby Joke 17
How do you save a drowning baby?
Harpoon it.

Sick Dead Baby Joke 18
How do you prevent a baby from exploding in the microwave?
Poke holes in it with a coat hanger.

Sick Dead Baby Joke 19
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

Sick Dead Baby Joke 20
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!

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