Funny Law 1
Anthony’s Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Funny Law 2
Bell’s Theorem: As soon as the body is immersed fully in the bathtub, the telephone will ring.
Funny Law 3
Breda’s Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Funny Law 4
Cannon’s Karmic Law: If you use the excuse that you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will actually have a flat tire.
Funny Law 5
Conway’s Law: In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.
Funny Law 6
Heller’s Law: The first myth of management is that it exists.
Funny Law 7
Iron Law of Distribution: Them that has, gets.
Funny Law 8
Kovac’s Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
Funny Law 9
Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There is always one more bug.
Funny Law 10
Law of Drunkedness: You can’t fall off the floor.
Funny Law 11
Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
Funny Law 12
Law of Volunteer Labor: People are always available for work in the past tense.
Funny Law 13
Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Funny Law 14
Main’s Law: For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Funny Law 15
O’brien’s Variation Law: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Funny Law 16
Osborne’s Law Variables: won’t; constants aren’t.
Funny Law 17
Owen’s Law: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Funny Law 18
Rubys Principle of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are in a situation where you do not want to be seen by anybody.
Funny Law 19
The Law of Avoiding Oversell: When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
Funny Law 20
The Law of Common Sense: Never accept a drink from a urologist.
Funny Law 21
The Law of Reality: Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
Funny Law 22
The Law of Self Sacrifice: When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
Funny Law 23
The Law of Volunteering: If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
Funny Law 24
Weiler’s Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.
Funny Law 25
Weinberg’s Second Law: If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed civilization.
Funny Law 26
Willoughby’s Law: When you try to prove to the repairman that a machine doesn’t work, it will.
Funny Law 27
Wooly’s law: When you are working late, the boss will never be around. When you are surfing the net the boss will always drop by.
Funny Law 28
Zadra’s Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reachability of the area.
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