Potato Joke 01
How do you describe an angry potato? Boiling Mad.
Potato Joke 02
What do you call a baby potato? A small fry!
Potato Joke 03
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
Potato Joke 04
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It’s mashing!
Potato Joke 05
Why did the potato cross the road? He saw a fork up ahead.
Potato Joke 06
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a commentator.
Potato Joke 07
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.