Adult Jokes

Funny Rude Jokes Funny Rude Jokes 1 Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69. Funny Rude Jokes 2 Why can’t scientists find a cure for AIDS? They can’t get the laboratory mice to arse fuck. Funny Rude Jokes 3 Why can’t women read maps? Because […]

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me I’m going in. Condom joke Submitted by Trevor

A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests and then concluded, ”Yes, I […]

There were two security guards who worked on opposite shifts, but looked after the same building. Over a period of a year, the night shift security guard noticed that his opposite was putting on weight. So one evening at shift change, the night shift security guard says to the day shift security guard “Hey buddy, […]

This Christmas naughty children will be getting some Euros instead of that expensive lump of coal. Christmas Euro Joke Submitted by Sahta

Adult jokes, not suitable for young children. Adult Joke 1 ———– A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, “Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?” The wife replies, “Cut it off and shove it up his arse!” The […]

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, gray beard. “I’m lost,” said the man.”Can you put me up for the night?” “Certainly,” the Chinese man said, “but on one condition. […]

A PROSPEROUS businessman propositioned a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him for $500. When he was ready to leave in the morning, he told her that he didn’t have any money with him but he would have his secretary write a check for it and make it out as “RENT […]

What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing there both stuck up bitches Tampon Joke Submitted by Jason

Funny Adult Joke 1 A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits? The blonde, because she’s 18. Funny Adult Joke 2 A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn’t report it. The thief was spending less then his wife. Funny Adult Joke […]

The travelin’ Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel. As they undressed, he said, “I’m from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything.” The girl only nodded […]

What has more brains than a dead baby? the wall behind it =D dead baby joke. Submitted by tj