Animal Jokes

Have you ever wondered what sheep are thinking as they wander around a field all day eating grass and making that weird baa noise?No, OK, […]

Cow jokes, cow jokes and more cow jokes, I mooved the Earth to compile a list of over 150 funny cow jokes, puns and one […]

Snake Joke 1An old snake goes to see his Doctor. “Doc, I need something for my eyes… can’t see well these days”.The Doc fixes him […]

Rabbit Joke 1 A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b’s already. […]

Funny Animal Joke 1 A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. Funny Animal Joke 2 Although […]

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of […]

Potato Joke 01 How do you describe an angry potato? Boiling Mad. Potato Joke 02 What do you call a baby potato? A small fry! […]

What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.

Various Animal Joke 1 What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away! Various Animal Joke 2 What animal do you […]

whats the difference in a seagull and a babys diaper? a seagull flits across the shore and a baby shits across the floor Seagull and […]

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You know,” Mom said, “it’s not your fault that the dog died. […]

Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, “Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that’s going around?” The other cow answers, […]

Funny Horse Jokes Funny Horse Joke 1Why did the horse miss the joust? He had the knight off! Funny Horse Joke 2A stallion and a […]

A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and […]

One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken […]

A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. […]

Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day? A: I’m bacon!

There is a Bar in Calumpang who have has a Horse and they have a contest of it. Whoever will make the horse laugh will […]

Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street? Police Dog Joke Submitted by Kabogga

Animal Truism Joke 01 I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult? Animal Truism Joke 02 If you think […]

Elephant Joke 1 Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns. Elephant Joke 2 We re going to play elephants and […]

Aardvark Joke 1 What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks! Aardvark Joke 2 What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark! Aardvark Joke 3 […]

“How have you managed to buy such a luxurious villa while your income is so low?” asked the IRS auditor. “Well,” the taxpayer answered, “while […]

Gorilla Joke 1 A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone […]

One day, Little Rabbit FooFoo was hopping through the forest, snatching all the mice, and bonking them on the head. A good fairy appeared. “Little […]

Zoo Joke 1 A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up […]

One day, a fairy visits a lonely widow and says that she is there to give her three wishes. ”I wish I was 21 and […]

It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small […]

Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, ‘You man the guns, I’ll drive.’

Why did the chicken cross the road? ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. BILL GATES: I have just released the new […]