Sheep Jokes
Snake Jokes
Snake Joke 1An old snake goes to see his Doctor. “Doc, I need something for my eyes… can’t see well these days”.The Doc fixes him […]
Funny Rabbit Jokes
Rabbit Joke 1 A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b’s already. […]
Animal Truisms Jokes
Funny Animal Joke 1 A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. Funny Animal Joke 2 Although […]
Penguins Go to the Zoo Joke
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of […]
Potato Jokes
Potato Joke 01 How do you describe an angry potato? Boiling Mad. Potato Joke 02 What do you call a baby potato? A small fry! […]
Various Animal Jokes
Various Animal Joke 1 What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away! Various Animal Joke 2 What animal do you […]
Seagull and a babys diaper joke
whats the difference in a seagull and a babys diaper? a seagull flits across the shore and a baby shits across the floor Seagull and […]
Dead Dog Joke
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You know,” Mom said, “it’s not your fault that the dog died. […]
Mad Cows Disease Joke
Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, “Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that’s going around?” The other cow answers, […]
Horse Jokes
Funny Horse Jokes Funny Horse Joke 1Why did the horse miss the joust? He had the knight off! Funny Horse Joke 2A stallion and a […]
Panda Bear Dictionary Definition Joke
A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and […]
Genetically Engineered Chicken Joke
One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken […]
Horse or Chicken Joke
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. […]
Pig on the Beach Joke
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day? A: I’m bacon!
How to make a horse laugh and cry joke
There is a Bar in Calumpang who have has a Horse and they have a contest of it. Whoever will make the horse laugh will […]
Police Dog Joke
Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street? Police Dog Joke Submitted by Kabogga
More Animal Truisms Jokes
Animal Truism Joke 01 I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult? Animal Truism Joke 02 If you think […]
Funny Elephant Jokes
Elephant Joke 1 Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns. Elephant Joke 2 We re going to play elephants and […]
Funny Aardvark Jokes
Aardvark Joke 1 What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks! Aardvark Joke 2 What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark! Aardvark Joke 3 […]
IRS Auditor Taxpayer Joke
“How have you managed to buy such a luxurious villa while your income is so low?” asked the IRS auditor. “Well,” the taxpayer answered, “while […]
Funny Gorilla Jokes
Gorilla Joke 1 A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone […]
Little Rabbit FooFoo Joke
One day, Little Rabbit FooFoo was hopping through the forest, snatching all the mice, and bonking them on the head. A good fairy appeared. “Little […]
Funny Zoo Jokes
Zoo Joke 1 A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up […]
Cat Lady Finds Love Joke
One day, a fairy visits a lonely widow and says that she is there to give her three wishes. ”I wish I was 21 and […]
Bear Porridge Joke
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small […]
Best Goldfish Joke Ever!
Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, ‘You man the guns, I’ll drive.’
Why did the chicken cross the road joke?
Why did the chicken cross the road? ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. BILL GATES: I have just released the new […]