Teacher: “Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?” Sam: “I don’t know.” Teacher: “Bark, Sam, bark.” Sam: “Bow, wow, wow!”
What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.
why did the python cross the road? to eat the chicken. Why did the python cross the road? joke Submitted by the chicken
I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador retriever had fresh air. She was stretched […]
Your dog’s barking at the back door. Your spouse’s barking at the front. Who do you let in? Well, it’s your call, but the dog’ll […]
Eddie’s first-grade class was having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, “What animal is […]
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah? A: A dog that chases cars – and catches them! Q: What […]