This dumb blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along. The guy asks, ”What are you carrying?” ”Melons,” the […]
How many dumb blonde jokes are there? None, they’re all true!
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. […]
Blonde Joke 1 A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee’s well being, asks sympathetically, “What’s […]
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing […]
A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa Claus play poker, who wins? The stupid blonde because the other two don't exist.
Q: Why can’t dumb blondes make ice cubes? A: Because they always forget the recipe.
A dumb blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so […]
What do you call a dumb blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.
A dumb blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic. All of a sudden there’s a loud bang. The pilot announces over the intercom […]
A dumb blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that […]
A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, “I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger […]
Rowing Your Boat Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field […]
A blonde goes into a library and says, “Hello. I’m here to see the doctor.” The librarian replies, “This is a library.” So the blonde […]
One day this cop pulls over a dumb blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license. […]
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking […]
A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time to see a thief […]
A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and […]
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person […]
A dumb blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a […]
One day, at a bus stop there was a dumb blonde girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was […]
A dumb fat blonde read an article on the dangers of eating too much fat and drinking too much booze and it scared the heck […]
Two dumb blondes were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, which happened to be an awesome leather-interior […]
Q: Why did the dumb blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? A: So she could use it as a mirror.
Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One. The rest are all true stories.
A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears. The genie says, […]