Celebrity Jokes

A few not so politically correct Michael Jackson Jokes. Michael Jackson Joke 01 Bubbles the chimp will be happy Michael Jackson died, his ass won’t be red like a baboons anymore! Michael Jackson Joke 02 Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 […]

What does pinochio and Justin Bieber have in common? They both want to be real boys!!!! Justin Bieber Joke Submitted by leslie aboytes

Did you know Helen Keller had a playset in her backyard!????????……. nether did she!! :) Helen Keller Joke Submitted by anon

What was Helen Keller’s favorite color? Corduroy

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. Honest and […]

The Three Stars One day Steven Spielberg, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Pierce Brosnan were in a jungle in order to take some shots for a new movie. Unfortunately, they were caught by a tribal group. As they were about to be executed they pleaded to the Queen of the Tribe for her mercy. She said, ”Get […]

Jordan Katie Price Joke 1 Frankie Boyle Jordan Joke: “Jordan and Peter Andre are still fighting each other over custody of Harvey. Eventually one will lose and will have to keep him.” Jordan Katie Price Joke 2 Frankie Boyle Jordan Joke: “I have a theory about the reason Jordan married a cage fighter, she needed […]

-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. -You can always find a chainsaw when you need one. -Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it””s the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside. -An electric fence, powerful […]