Christmas Jokes

T’was the night before Christmas – Old Santa was pissed He cussed out the elves and threw down his list Miserable little brats, ungrateful little […]

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies, Air defences were up, with electronic eyes. Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds, As […]

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting together for Christmas, they discussed the Christmas gifts they were able to give […]

Christmas Joke 1 What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. ! Christmas Joke 2 Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters […]

Christmas Cracker Joke 1 A Man goes to see his Doctor and says: “Doctor I have a lettuce stuck in my bottom.” The Doctors takes […]

Mark your calendar with the multitude of holidays to celebrate. Here”s just a few of our favorites… Seasonal Affective Disorder Day: January 2 With Christmas […]

Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurting– even the mouse. The toys were all broken, their batteries dead; […]

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies, Air defences were up, with electronic eyes. Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds, As […]

Snowman Joke 1 What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day! Snowman Joke 2 What do you get if you […]

A woman walks into a tattoo parlor a few weeks before Christmas. She gets into the tattooists chair and tells the tattoo artist, “I want […]

A few days after Christmas, my six year son and I were talking. He asked, “Mom, is there a Santa Claus?” “Well, what do you […]

Christmas was finally over and the Pastor’s wife dropped into an easy chair saying, “Boy! Am I ever tried.” Her husband looked over at her […]

Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner – so she went looking for it.

It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed […]

No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old caroling favorites: – Good tidings we […]

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot’s him.

No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites: Funny Christmas Carol 1 Deck […]

Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the […]

A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas Cards. “What denomination?” asked the clerk. “Oh, good heavens! Have we come […]

Dec 25 My dearest darling Edward, What a wonderful surprise has just greeted me! That sweet partridge, in that lovely little pear-tree; what an enchanting, […]

One Christmas, mom decreed that she was no longer going to remind her children of their thank-you note duties. As a result, their grandmother never […]

Buy me a beer if you want the story told of why I moved down South from the frost and cold. Why I'm knee deep […]