Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris knows the exact location of Waldo and Carmen, San Deigo at all times. The buck refuses to stop at Chuck Norris. Jesus, Chuck Norris, and a normal man are standing by the ocean. “Follow me,” Says Jesus, so the others follow. The normal man drowns. When Jesus noticed, he said “Did we forget […]

Chuck Norris Joke 1 Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris Joke 2 Chuck Norris doesn’t stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks. Chuck Norris Joke 3 Chuck Norris doesn’t throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down! Chuck Norris Joke 4 Chuck Norris doesnt use after […]

The Ultimate Collection of 644 Chuck Norris Jokes, if you know of more please post them at the bottom. 182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year. 4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths. 70% of […]

Chuck Norris Joke 1 Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence. Chuck Norris Joke 2 Chuck Norris actually built the stairway to heaven. Chuck Norris Joke 3 Chuck Norris actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover. Chuck Norris Joke 4 […]

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states. A roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris is the preferred method of execution in 16 states. All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face. According to Einstein’s theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can […]

Top Chuck Norris Joke 1 A duck’s quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly. Top Chuck Norris Joke 2 A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, […]

The Broncos lost to the Patriots because they didn’t want a beat down from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris vs Broncos Joke Submitted by anon