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Funny Money Jokes Over 80 mildly amusing clean and work safe jokes and puns about money. Funny Money Joke 1“Five dollars for one question!” said the girl to the fortune-teller. “That’s very expensive, isn’t it?”“Next!” Funny Money Joke 2How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?If it’s a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.. […]


Monster Jokes

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Kids Monster Jokes

Over 130 work safe funny monster jokes and monster puns to annoy your friends and family with! Funny Monster Jokes Funny Monster Joke 11st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days?2nd Monster: He’s at medical school.1st Monster: Oh, What’s he studying?2nd Monster: Nothing, they’re studying him! Funny Monster Joke 2A very tall […]


Cow Jokes

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Cow Jokes

Cow jokes, cow jokes and more cow jokes, I mooved the Earth to compile a list of over 150 funny cow jokes, puns and one liners. I really milked the Internet searching for these mooving jokes. Before you moove on to another jokes page, why not become part of the herd and share some cow […]


New Sobriety Tests Joke

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A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys’ car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat. “Sir,” the cop says. “Why do you have all those knives?” “They’re for my juggling act,” the man says. “I don’t believe you,” […]


Dead Cat Joke

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A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, ”I’m so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died.” The man was very upset […]


College Dormitory Rules Joke

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On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time […]


Two retired professors vacationing joke

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Two retired professors were vacationing with their wives at a hotel in the Catskills. They were sitting on the veranda one summer evening, watching the sun set. The history professor asked the psychology professor, “Have you read Marx?” To which the professor of psychology replied, “Yes and I think it's these pesky wicker chairs.”


Getting Really Forgetful Joke

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Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down.” The second lady says, “You think that’s […]


Speed Trap Joke

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A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed that five old guys were inside, and they looked wide-eyed and terribly pale. The driver pleaded with him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed […]


Shirts Off On A Plane Joke

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A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot annouces that because of difficulties with the plane’s engines, he must make an emergency landing. The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitting next to her and rips her shirt and bra […]


Ugly Monkey Baby Joke

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A woman gets onto a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says, “There’s no call for […]


Psychic Midget Joke

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What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large!


Two Men Dragging Their Feet Joke

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Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969.” The other points his thumb behind him and says, “Dog crap, 20 feet back.”


Young Businessman Joke

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A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw […]


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