Fat Jokes

Some members of a health club were having their first meeting to discus weight loss. The director of the group said, “Now, I’d like each of you to give the facts of your daily routine.” Several fat people spoke, admitting their excesses, and then one obviously over weight members said, “I eat moderately, I drink […]

Fat Joke 1 You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you. Fat Joke 2 You are so fat you were baptized in Sea World. Fat Joke 3 You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite. Fat Joke 4 You have so many double chins you look like you are staring […]

yo mama is so fat that when she jumped in the ocean all the whales started singing we are fammmmily even though your fatter than me. Really fat joke Submitted by thatcher