Food Jokes

You came here looking for burger jokes and we have scoured the universe (AKA Google) for the best burger jokes online. They cover standard burger […]

I’m not that keen on cannibal jokes, I was raised by a strict mother who taught me NEVER to play with my food, some cannibal […]

What do you get when you cross an egg with a sperm? An omlette you probably shouldn’t eat.

Three men are in a bar having a drink. When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, WOMAN: Whoever can use the words […]

Funny Apple Jokes Funny Apple Jokes 1 What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out […]

Funny Banana Jokes Funny Banana Jokes 1 Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches. Funny Banana Jokes 2 What’s yellow and […]

Restaurant Joke 1 A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots […]

How do you know if the head chef is a clown? When the food tastes funny.

This guy went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb […]

Food Joke 1 Q. What did the salt say to the pepper? A. Hey Baby, What’s SHAKING! Food Joke 2 One day, Bill and Tom […]

Waiter Waiter Joke 1 Waiter, waiter! Bring me a crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy!. Waiter Waiter Joke 2 A customer was bothering the waiter […]

One day George W. Bush went out to dinner with a Jewish friend. The friend recommended a kosher place nearby. They arrived and Dubya’s friend […]

Question: Why did the chicken lay her eggs on a axe? Answer: She wanted to hachet Question: What do you call a egg who’s done […]

A man was visiting Spain and passed by a restaurant in Madrid after a bullfight. They were advertising that they served the balls of the […]

An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and […]

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to […]

The French existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting in a cafe when a waitress approached him: “Can I get you something to drink, Monsieur Sartre?” Sartre […]

My brother Sean stopped by a sandwich shop one afternoon and placed his order with the girl at the counter. She rattled off a list […]

A magazine reporter is traveling through a rainforest, in search of a fabled cannibalistic tribe. He falls into a trap, goes unconscious and wakes up […]