Burger Jokes
Cannibal Jokes
Sperm Jokes
What do you get when you cross an egg with a sperm? An omlette you probably shouldn’t eat.
Liver Jokes
Three men are in a bar having a drink. When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, WOMAN: Whoever can use the words […]
Funny Apple Jokes
Banana Jokes
Funny Restaurant Jokes
Restaurant Joke 1 A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots […]
Head Chef Clown Joke
How do you know if the head chef is a clown? When the food tastes funny.
Waiter There’s a Thumb in my Soup Joke
This guy went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb […]
Funny Food Jokes
Food Joke 1 Q. What did the salt say to the pepper? A. Hey Baby, What’s SHAKING! Food Joke 2 One day, Bill and Tom […]
Waiter Waiter Jokes
Waiter Waiter Joke 1 Waiter, waiter! Bring me a crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy!. Waiter Waiter Joke 2 A customer was bothering the waiter […]
Jewish Matzo Balls Soup Joke
One day George W. Bush went out to dinner with a Jewish friend. The friend recommended a kosher place nearby. They arrived and Dubya’s friend […]
Funny Egg Jokes
Question: Why did the chicken lay her eggs on a axe? Answer: She wanted to hachet Question: What do you call a egg who’s done […]
Bullfight Balls Joke
A man was visiting Spain and passed by a restaurant in Madrid after a bullfight. They were advertising that they served the balls of the […]
M&Ms Peanuts Joke
An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and […]
Poor Family for Dinner Joke
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to […]
Sartre’s Coffee Joke
The French existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting in a cafe when a waitress approached him: “Can I get you something to drink, Monsieur Sartre?” Sartre […]
White cheese or yellow cheese joke
My brother Sean stopped by a sandwich shop one afternoon and placed his order with the girl at the counter. She rattled off a list […]
Gourmet Magazine Reporter Joke
A magazine reporter is traveling through a rainforest, in search of a fabled cannibalistic tribe. He falls into a trap, goes unconscious and wakes up […]