Church Jokes

One Sunday, a priest asked one of the church janitor if he would cover his Confession shift for him — he said it was easy, since he had a sin list inside the booth which listed both sins and penance. The janitor agreed and took the booth early on Sunday morning. Soon people showed up. […]

Church Joke 01 Forget the denominational minimum salary, let’s pay our pastor so he can live like we do. Church Joke 02 Hey! It’s my turn to sit in the front pew. Church Joke 03 I love it when we sing hymns I’ve never heard before! Church Joke 04 I volunteer to be the permanent […]

A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died. When they arrive in heaven, they see St. Peter at the gate. They ask him if he could arrange it so they could marry in heaven. St. Peter tells them that he’ll do his […]

There were four country churches in a small Texas town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels. One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the […]