Funny Mental Health Jokes
Mental Health Joke 1 Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: “Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you — everyone in the […]
Sexy Teachers Garters Joke
A young sexy female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing […]
Funny Answer Me This Jokes
Answer Me This Joke 1 What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue? Answer Me This Joke 2 Do […]
A computer scientist, a surgeon, and a civil engineer joke
A computer scientist, a surgeon, and a civil engineer were gathered at the pub. The surgeon boasts, Surgery is the oldest technology in the world. […]
Funny Birthday Jokes
Birthday Joke 1 A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?” She said, “I d love to be ten again.” […]
Funny Movie And TV Jokes
Movie And TV Joke 1 A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of […]
Funny Bicycle Jokes
Bicycle Joke 1 While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man […]
Funny Hair And Bald Jokes
Hair And Bald Joke 1 A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems […]
Gloves and Panties Joke
A man went to a gift store to buy his girlfriend a pair of gloves. He had the manager try them on. She said they […]
Funny Cowboy Jokes
Cowboy Joke 1 The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he […]
Bouncing Baby Boy Joke
There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and […]
Funny Teeth Jokes
Teeth Joke 1 Fan: I’ve always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are? Teeth Joke 2 What did […]
Funny Joke Mix
Funny Joke 01 Girl : Do you love me? Boy : Yes Dear. Girl : Would you die for me? Boy : No, mine is […]
Funny Ghost Jokes
Ghost Joke 1 How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars. Ghost Joke 2 What did the papa ghost […]
Why do hipsters have such a hard time with karate joke?
Why do hipsters have such a hard time with karate? They cant get past the white belt.
Funny Bath Jokes
Bath Joke 1 How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub. Bath Joke 2 Which villains steal soap […]
Funny Zodiac Jokes
Zodiac Joke 1 Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, […]
Funny History Jokes
History Joke 1 Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I didn’t think someone like you would give me a dollar. History Joke […]
Southern University Psychology Joke
At a southern university, students in the psychology program were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish some parameters,” said the professor […]
Funny Easter Jokes
Easter Joke 1 What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite state capital? Albunny, New York! Easter Joke 2 What would you get if you crossed the […]
Retirement Party Joke
The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The […]
Flash Old Ladies Joke
One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and this guy jumped out of the bushes and flashed them. The first lady […]
Library Emo Joke
An Emo goes to the library and asks the librarian,’Excuse me, do you have any books on suicide?’. The librarian replies,’Well, we used to, but […]
Job Application Joke
A jock and a geek applying for the same job. The boss said, “Boys, you need to take a test before you can get this […]
Funny Police Jokes
Police Joke 1 The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he had a cop beside him. “Name?” “Brendan O […]
Funny Music Jokes
Music Joke 1 Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor. Music Joke 2 Q: […]
An Old Fart in a Nursing Home Joke
One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next […]
Healthy Question and Answers Jokes
>>Healthy Question: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? Healthy Answer: Your heart is good for only so many beats, and […]
Funny Dead And Dying Jokes
Dead And Dying Joke 1 A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. […]
Funny Face Jokes
Face Joke 1 What is grey and hairy and lives on a man’s face? A mousetache. Face Joke 2 Louise was watching her big sister […]