Funny Letter Jokes
Letter Joke 59 Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. “What’s the matter?” asked her companion. “Oh dear,” sobbed Auntie, “It’s my favorite nephew. He’s got three feet.” “Three feet?” exclaimed her friend. “Surely that’s not possible?” “Well,” said Auntie, “his mother’s just written to […]
Funny News Headlines
– Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice – Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant – Fund Set Up for Beating Victim’s Kin – Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years – Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man – Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy – Autos Killing 110 a Day–Let’s Resolve to […]
Spiritual watchman of erupting Merapi staying put, says no danger
http://www.thejakartapost.com/ MOUNT MERAPI, Central Java (AP): As thousands of people flee Indonesia’s erupting Mount Merapi, the 80-year-old man entrusted by Javanese royalty to watch over the volcano’s spirits is going nowhere — and insists the mountain is safe. “There is no risk,” Maridjan said outside his home just six kilometers from the crater, which was […]
A three year-old toddler bought a £9,000 car: funny news article.
exerpt from www.vnunet.com A three year-old boy has bought a £9,000 car on eBay using his mother’s account. Rachel and John Neal first realised something was wrong when they received an email from the seller congratulating them on their new purchase. “We couldn’t understand what was happening as neither of us had bought anything,” Rachel […]