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Weather Puns

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Funny Weather Puns

Coming up with weather puns is a breeze, though the counter argument is weather puns are snow joke! Also checkout a great selection of funny […]


Funny Things to Say at a Drive Thru

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Drive Thru Pranks

Things to Say at a Drive Thru Over 30 funny things to say and pranks to do at a fast food drive thru. Funny Things […]


Funny Bumper Stickers

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Funny Bumper Sticker 1 8 Out Of 10 Voices In My Head Say ‘don’t Shoot’ Funny Bumper Sticker 2 99 Percent Of Lawyers Give The […]


Funny Mom Jokes and Phrases

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Some of these are hilarious, a must read. AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a one-year-old to eat strained beets. ALIEN: What Mom would suspect […]


Dictionary of More Performance Evaluation Comments Quotes

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Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out. […]


Funny Phrases

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Funny Phrase 1 All men are idiots, I married their king. Funny Phrase 2 Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Funny Phrase […]


Funny Jay Leno Quotes

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“Big scandal on the new ‘Survivor’ series. The white, the black and the Hispanic teams were caught cheating off the Asian team.” –Jay Leno “The […]


Funny Conan OBrien Quotes

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“The U.S. House of Representatives passed a bill to build a 700-mile fence along the Mexican border. Apparently, the idea is to keep Mexicans from […]


Funny Women’s Bumper Stickers

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– Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it! – Of course I don’t look busy… I did it right the […]


100 Funny Quotes

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100 Funny Quotes Funny Quote 01 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Funny Quote […]


Funny Sex Quotes

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45 Funny Sex Quotes Funny Sex Quote 01 A girl’s legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part. – Redd Foxx […]


Funny David Letterman Quotes

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“Happy Birthday to Fay Wray, a wonderful actress. She was, of course, in the movie ‘King Kong’ and would have been 99-years-old today. She was […]


Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Jokes and Quotes

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After making a comment on the Barack Obama Jokes page basically about how great it is to be able to poke fun at presidents because […]


Terry Pratchett Quotes

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Terry Pratchett Quote 01 Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead. — (Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic) Terry Pratchett […]


Murphys Laws of Combat

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Murphy’s Combat Laws are very funny, a fresh take on the very old Murphy’s Laws states…. Murphy’s Laws of Combat 01 A “sucking chest wound” […]


Funny Things People Said In Court

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Funny Court Quote: Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington […]


Murphy’s Laws of Work

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Murphy’s Laws of Work 01 All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one’s own. Murphy’s Laws of Work 02 An “acceptable” level of employment […]


Funny Marriage Quotes

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Funny Marriage Quote 01 Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to […]


Funny Mottos

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Funny Motto 1 A person who smiles in the face of adversity…probably has a scapegoat. Funny Motto 2 Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural […]


You Work in Corporate America If Funny Quotes

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You Work in Corporate America If Art involves a white board. You Work in Corporate America If Communication is something your group is having problems […]


Funny Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Quotes

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– If the enemy is in range, so are you. – Incoming fire has the right of way. – Don’t look conspicuous, it draws fire. […]


Funny Management Quotes

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A magazine recently ran a “funny management quotes” contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life dysfunctional managers. Here are the […]


Wicked Comeback Quotes

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– It’s impossible to believe that the sperm that created you beat out 1,000,000 others. – The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely […]


Funny Newspaper Bloopers

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Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken from an article by Richard Lederer, author of “Anguished English.” Newspaper […]


Women’s Funny Profound Sayings

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Women’s Funny Profound Saying 1 A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn’t really […]


Funny Interesting Quotes

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Funny Interesting Quote 01 Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. -Phyllis Diller Funny Interesting […]


Funny Voicemail Messages

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Funny Voicemail Message 1 Hi you reached your name and I’m not here. Leave a message.. BEEP.. Seconds later say “HAHA, that was a fake […]


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