Short Jokes

Spelling Joke 1 Please, ma”am! How do you spell ichael? The teacher was rather bewildered. “Don’t you mean Michael?” she asked. “No, ma am. I’ve written the M already.” Spelling Joke 2 School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it. Spelling Joke 3 How do you […]

Idiot And Fool Joke 1 Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder. “I have an idea,” said Mike. “We ll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder.” “What, do you think I m stupid? […]

YO DADDY SO STUPID THAT WHEN HE WIPE HIS ASS HE THOUGHT IT WAS CHOCOLATE YO DADDY SO STUPID HE THOUGHT HE LOST HIS DICK YO DADDAY SO GAY THAT HE DRAGGED HIS WIFE TO THERAPY TO TALK ABOUT FEELINGS YO DADDAY FEET IS SO BIG THAT PEOPLE THOUGHT HE WAS BIG FOOT YO DADDY […]

Short Funny Joke 1 A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. “Our flag symbolizes our taxes,” he said. “We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay […]

College Joke 1 An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. “Tell me,” inquired the interviewer, “where do you expect to be ten years from now?” “Well, let’s see,” replied the student. “It’s Wednesday afternoon. I guess I ll be on the golf course by now.” College Joke 2 Teenage Driver: […]