The Grand National is an annual national hunt horse race held at Aintree racecourse in England, UK. The handicap steeplechase is about 4 miles and 2½ furlongs (4 miles 514 yards (6.907 km)) in length, with the most elite horses jumping 30 fences over two laps. With a horse race prize pot of over £1,000,000 […]
A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the blackjack dealer. The BJ player said, “When I get bad cards, it’s not the blackjack dealer’s fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the blackjack dealer obviously had nothing to […]
A group of life long friends from the same Chicago street spent a weekend gambling vacation in Las Vegas. They all agreed if one of them won big they would treat the others to another gambling break next holiday. One of the men on the gambling trip won $100,000 playing blackjack. Remembering the agreement to […]
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, “It's a lot of money!” After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office. […]
Two blonde friends, Jenny and Jane, went together to play the slot machines at the casino. The blondes agreed that when their allotted gambling money was gone, she would go sit on the beach and wait for the other to finish gambling. Jane quickly lost all of her money and went to sit on the […]
What NOT to do when gambling in a casino Casino Joke 01 Don’t ask casino security where the pinball machines are? Casino Joke 02 Don’t butt into a private high stakes poker tournament game saying “mind if I join in?” Casino Joke 03 Don’t ask the blackjack dealer if he knows any good card tricks? […]