Halloween Jokes

Over 130 work safe funny monster jokes and monster puns to annoy your friends and family with! Funny Monster Jokes Funny Monster Joke 11st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days?2nd Monster: He’s at medical school.1st Monster: Oh, What’s he studying?2nd Monster: Nothing, they’re studying him! Funny Monster Joke 2A very tall […]

Funny Bonfire Night Jokes Funny Bonfire Night Jokes 1I walked passed a burnt out building with a broken sign saying “Fireworks”.How right they were. Funny Bonfire Night Jokes 2How many civil servants does it take to set fire to Guy Fawkes on November 5th?Twenty, One to strike the match and nineteen to fill in the […]

Halloween Jokes 1 What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil’s food cake and Boo-berry pie. Halloween Jokes 2 Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana. Halloween Jokes 3 Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there’s lots of school spirit! Halloween […]

Vampire Joke 1 Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood. Vampire Joke 2 Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket. Vampire Joke 3 What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines. Vampire Joke […]

Witch Joke 1 What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service. Witch Joke 2 Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up. Witch Joke 3 How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray. […]