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Telemarketer Repellant Jokes
If they say they’re John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask […]
Emo in a garage joke
How can you tell if there is an Emo kid locked in your garage? Because you can hear your car engine running and you can’t […]
Stupid Cops Joke
One evening, two Alabama State Trooper patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Chevy Camaro going east on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect […]
What Size Condom Joke
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached […]
50 Best Jokes
50 Best Joke 1 Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light. 50 Best Joke 2 The […]
English Patient Dies Joke
An English patient was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed […]
Un-Neighbourly Murderer Joke
A judge asks a defendant to please stand. “You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw.” From out in the audience […]
British Military Officer Fitness Reports Jokes
The British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are actual […]
Drops out of a tree joke
What has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it drops out of a tree, it’ll kill you? A pool table.
Burned Ears Joke
A guy burned two ears… so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened. He said, ”I was ironing my clothing and the […]
Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse and Goofy Joke
One day Mickey Mouse woke up and Minnie wasn’t there. He went to look for her and, as he stepped outside, he saw “Mickey Sucks!” […]
Funny Men Jokes
Men Joke 1 A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been […]
General Store Sales Pitch Joke
A manager at a General Store is teaching a young, newly hired boy how to sell people more than they really want. Suddenly, a man […]
Funny Emo Jokes
Whats the difference between an Emo and a puppy? The puppy stops whining once it gets to the park. Whats the difference between an emo […]
Law of Auto Repair Joke
The auto part requiring the most consistent repair or replacement will be housed in the most inaccessible location of the car.
Pentagon Scientific Research Joke
A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were missing. While searching around for them, he accidentally locked […]
Drunk at Your Door Joke
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock — […]
New Baby Joke
A 65-year-old woman gave birth to a baby boy. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. ”May […]
Students final exams joke
A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions and then in a fit for […]
Rollerblading Joke
Q: What’s the hardest thing about rollerblading? A: Telling your parents you’re gay.
Hunting Bengal tigers in the jungle joke
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the […]
Who’s the Most Fun to Operate On Joke
Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them […]
Lost little boy joke
A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!” The cop asked, “What’s […]
Dumb Checkout Lady Joke
MAN: I’d like to buy some dog food. CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog? MAN: Yes. CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he? MAN: He’s at […]
Penis on the Beach Joke
There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was […]
Jokes About Turning 40 Years Old
Turning 40 Joke 01 “Doctor, I got heartburn when I ate my 40th birthday cake.” Next time, take off the candles.” Turning 40 Joke 02 […]
Joke of the Day
This funny jokes site has received over 10,000 comments, if you’ve found your way to this Joke of the Day page from one of the […]
Moral of the Story Joke
Billy’s homework assignment is to think of a true story with a moral so he goes home and thinks about it all night and finally […]
Drunk Ghost Joke
A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many drugs which give him bowel problems. After many false alarms, he accidentally craps himself. […]