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Have you ever wondered what sheep are thinking as they wander around a field all day eating grass and making that weird baa noise?No, OK, […]

If they say they’re John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask […]

How can you tell if there is an Emo kid locked in your garage? Because you can hear your car engine running and you can’t […]

One evening, two Alabama State Trooper patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Chevy Camaro going east on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect […]

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached […]

50 Best Joke 1 Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light. 50 Best Joke 2 The […]

An English patient was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed […]

A judge asks a defendant to please stand. “You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw.” From out in the audience […]

The British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are actual […]

What has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it drops out of a tree, it’ll kill you? A pool table.

A guy burned two ears… so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened. He said, ”I was ironing my clothing and the […]

One day Mickey Mouse woke up and Minnie wasn’t there. He went to look for her and, as he stepped outside, he saw “Mickey Sucks!” […]

Men Joke 1 A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been […]

A manager at a General Store is teaching a young, newly hired boy how to sell people more than they really want. Suddenly, a man […]

Whats the difference between an Emo and a puppy? The puppy stops whining once it gets to the park. Whats the difference between an emo […]

The auto part requiring the most consistent repair or replacement will be housed in the most inaccessible location of the car.

A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were missing. While searching around for them, he accidentally locked […]

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock — […]

A 65-year-old woman gave birth to a baby boy. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. ”May […]

A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions and then in a fit for […]

Q: What’s the hardest thing about rollerblading? A: Telling your parents you’re gay.

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the […]

Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them […]

A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!” The cop asked, “What’s […]

MAN: I’d like to buy some dog food. CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog? MAN: Yes. CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he? MAN: He’s at […]

There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was […]

Turning 40 Joke 01 “Doctor, I got heartburn when I ate my 40th birthday cake.” Next time, take off the candles.” Turning 40 Joke 02 […]

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Billy’s homework assignment is to think of a true story with a moral so he goes home and thinks about it all night and finally […]

A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many drugs which give him bowel problems. After many false alarms, he accidentally craps himself. […]