Hilarious Jokes

“Can you tie a knot?” “I cannot.” “So you can knot?” “No, I cannot knot.” “Not knot?” “Who’s there?” “Fuck off!” Tie a Knot Joke Submitted by Knot My Name

A cop pulls over a drunk driver and asks for his drivers licence. The drunk driver says, “Ossssifer, you need to get your records straight. You just asked me for my drivers license, but you took it away yesterday!”

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth” — even when you don’t know anything. The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he […]