Q: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: That's “womyn” with a Y, and it's not funny!
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem. After a thorough examination, the doctor consults with the patient. Doctor: “It appears […]
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” “No,” said his mom, “Of course not.” Little Johnny then […]
What did the bra say to the hat? “You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift.”
Teacher: “Pedro, use ‘deposit’ in a sentence.” Pedro: “Easy lang ‘yon Ma’m, D’ posit is leaking.” Teacher: “No, no, no, you got it wrong, let […]
How many Victorian ladies does it take to change a lightbulb? One hundred. One to replace the bulb and ninety-nine to contract consumption and die […]
This poem was written by John Saxon (an author of math textbooks). ((12 + 144 + 20 + (3 * 4^(1/2))) / 7) + (5 […]
A woman was shopping in a fairly nice dress store. Trying on a dress and liking it, she asked the salesman the price. When he […]
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeting at that park every sunny day for […]
John, Paul, Peter and Thomas reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to […]
Q: How many musicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, two, one, two, three, four!
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved […]
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were traveling through Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train. “Aha,” says […]
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Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
Knock Knock Who’s there? Yo mama. Yo mama who? Yo blonde redneck mama who crossed the road to walk into a bar and screw in […]
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, […]
There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive […]
HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours!! […]
An asian guy went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he sat next to the famous Hollywood director, Steven […]
How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Californians don't screw in light bulbs they screw in hot tubs.
Romantic Lines Joke 01 I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I’m good at telling lies! Romantic Lines Joke 02 I see […]
A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, […]
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had […]