It’s Time to Get a New Lawyer When Joke
– The prosecutor sees your lawyer in the hall, and they high-five each other. – During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. […]
Big and Small Circles Drug Dealers Joke
Two drug dealers were brought before a judge on drug charges. The judge said, “If, over the weekend, you persuade enough people to give up […]
Catfish and a Lawyer Jokes
Q. What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? A. One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish! Q. […]
Funny Criminal Jokes
Criminal Joke 1 Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow […]
A Jury Full of Lawyers Joke
A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under […]
Unfamiliar Court Joke
The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, “I dont recognize this court!” “Why?” asked the Judge. “Because you’ve had it […]
Funny Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer Joke 1 A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. “Which side is it best to lie on?” she asked. “The side that pays your […]
Law School Graduation Joke
Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School? A: A lobotomy.
Lawyer Genius Joke
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? A: Your honor.
Funny Valentine’s Day Cards Joke
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright […]
Doctors Best Patients Joke
Three Doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ”I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.” Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ”I […]
The Maths Test Joke
A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test. The engineer went in first and was asked, “What is 2+2?” The […]
Defense Lawyer’s Good News Bad News Joke
“I have good news and bad news,” the defense lawyer says to his client. ”What’s the bad news?” The lawyer says, “Your blood matches the […]
I want to become a lawyer joke
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. “I want to become a lawyer. How much is it […]
Catfish and Lawyers Joke
What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One’s a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger, the other is just a fish.
Judge’s Announcement Joke
A judge enters the courtroom, strikes the gavel and says, “Before I begin this trial, I have an announcement to make. “The lawyer for the […]
Funny Law Jokes
Funny Law 1 Anthony’s Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Funny Law 2 Bell’s Theorem: As […]
Unjust Criticism of Lawyers Joke
Lawyers get a lot of unjust criticism. I would remind you that it is not right to condemn a whole profession just because of 350,000 […]
US Attorney Generals screw in a light bulb joke
Q: How many US Attorney Generals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I cannot recall that particular answer at this time.
Lawyer Jokes
What’s wrong with lawyer jokes? Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and nobody else seems to think that they’re jokes.
New Evidence Court Case Joke
The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge’s chambers, demanding that the case to be reopened, […]
Funny Judge Jokes
Judge Joke 1 The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, “So how do you […]
One is a doctor, one is a lawyer joke
It is the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the centre of […]
Ungracious Lawyer Joke
A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a wealthy friend. Following the happy outcome of the case, the friend and client called […]
Tax Forms Joke
Tax day — April 15 — was looming when an elderly woman showed up at the IRS. She said she required a thick stack of […]
Equating Lawyers Joke
If you laid all of the lawyers in the world end-to-end around the equator, it would be a good idea to leave them there.
Serving Lawyers Bar Joke
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do you serve lawyers here?” “Sure do,” replied the bartender. “Good,” said […]