Marriage Jokes

A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display. Boy: “Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?” Dad: “Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights.” Boy: “So, why do they make packs of three?” Dad: “For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights.” Boy: […]

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: ”Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I’m supposed to promise to ”love, honor and obey” and ”be faithful to her forever,” I’dappreciate it if you’d just leave that out.” He […]

Did you hear about the married man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time? He didn’t know if he was coming or going.

My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse. Then she told me to take off her skirt. Then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore.