One Liner Jokes

You came here looking for burger jokes and we have scoured the universe (AKA Google) for the best burger jokes online. They cover standard burger jokes, hamburger jokes, Burger King jokes and the not so tasteful horse burger jokes! There’s even a few unique jokes within the 100+ burger jokes: yes we wrote NEW jokes!!! […]

What two things in the air can make a women pregnant? Her feet!

What does a bulimic call two fingers? Dessert.

What’s the difference between an in-law and an outlaw? Outlaws are wanted.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs.

Why was the condom flying through the air? It got pissed off.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Banana.

If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

One Liner Panty Joke What did the maxi pad say to the fart? You are the wind beneath my wings.

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game? There was a face-off in the corner.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it takes five sessions.

What is Helen Keller’s favorite color? Corduroy

Why did God give women arms? Do you have any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean?

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, if they’re small enough.

Funny One Liner Joke 1 A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. Funny One Liner Joke 2 A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. Funny One Liner Joke 3 A closed mouth gathers no foot. Funny One Liner Joke 4 A conscience is what hurts when all your […]

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.

What do Microsoft and a halter top have in common? Both offer very little support!