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Make a Women Pregnant Joke
What two things in the air can make a women pregnant? Her feet!
One Liner Bulimic Joke
What does a bulimic call two fingers? Dessert.
What’s the difference between an in-law and an outlaw joke
What’s the difference between an in-law and an outlaw? Outlaws are wanted.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede joke
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs.
Flying Condom Joke
Why was the condom flying through the air? It got pissed off.
Surrealists screw in a lightbulb joke
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Banana.
Men are Always Wrong Joke
If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
Maxi Pad One Liner Joke
One Liner Panty Joke What did the maxi pad say to the fart? You are the wind beneath my wings.
Leper Hockey Game Joke
Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game? There was a face-off in the corner.
How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb joke
How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it takes five sessions.
Helen Keller’s Favorite Color Joke
What is Helen Keller’s favorite color? Corduroy
Women Arms Joke
Why did God give women arms? Do you have any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean?
Screw in a lightbulb joke
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, if they’re small enough.
Funny One Liner Jokes
Funny One Liner Joke 1 A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. Funny One Liner Joke 2 A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. Funny One Liner Joke 3 A closed mouth gathers no foot. Funny One Liner Joke 4 A conscience is what hurts when all your […]
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea joke
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
Microsoft and a Halter Top Joke
What do Microsoft and a halter top have in common? Both offer very little support!