Political one liner joke How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? That light bulb's never getting changed.
A politician is walking home late at night. As he turns the corner, he is stopped by a mugger who shouts, “Give me all your money!”. The politician replies, “Watch yourself, you don’t know who you’re talking to; I am an important politician”. The mugger says, “Oh sorry, give me all my money.” Politician Money […]
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him, “George, what''s the best thing I can do to help the country?” “Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,” Washington advises, and then fades away… The next […]
Kim Jong Il Joke 1 All I ask is that the Team America Kim Jong-il appears in the sentimental “Those We’ve Lost…” montage in next year’s Oscars. Kim Jong Il Joke 2 America has had to deal with eccentric dictators in the past: Idi Amin, Muammar Qaddafi, Ming the Merciless… but now the security of […]
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Barack Obama Jokes have come a long way, from the great black hope for black African Americans to the IT joke that was the launch of Obama-Care, we’ve seen it all. Barack Obama Jokes Obama Joke 01 Bill Clinton said, “I didn’t inhale.” Barack Obama says, “I didn’t inject.” Obama Joke 02 Richard Nixon said […]
Reporter: There are many allegations for your disqualification in election. One allegation says you are not a Filipino citizen. Another allegation says your father is a Spaniard and your mother is an American. Another allegation is you are an illegitimate child. Candidate: Who are these alligators?
How many Whigs does it take to light an oil lamp? One, and that person shall be President Andrew Jackson, hero of the Battle of New Orleans and Friend to the Common Man!
Not looking for Funny BNP Jokes, try the BNP Policies Debate for discussing the BNP. British National Party Joke 1 A former BNP security officer has been fined for naming 12,000 members on the Internet. Like many of you, I’m also shitting myself that my names popped up British National Party Joke 2 A member […]
A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar and sees a picture of President Bush hanging behind the bartender. He calls the bartender over and says, “You should take that picture down. George Bush is a blight upon this nation. He should be impeached.” The bartender, a life-long Republican, is completely offended. “Why […]
Osama Bin Laden Joke 1 According to the New York Daily News, Geraldo said he is now carrying a gun, and he will personally shoot Osama bin Laden if he finds him. If Osama also has a gun, this could work out okay. —Jay Leno Osama Bin Laden Joke 2 Allied forces have hit all […]
wanna know what Obama stands for. OBAMA= One Big Ass Mistake America. Obama Joke Submitted by mary
Whats the white house and the zoo have in common? The zoo has a African lion and the white house has a lion African :) White house political joke Submitted by mary
President George Bush and his accomplice Dick Cheney were riding on an elephant. A group of bystanders were watching intently. All of a sudden someone in the croud shouted, “Hey look that elephant has two assholes on it!” President Bush and Cheney looked down at the elephants ass, confused.
One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. President Bush was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. President Bush thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward. The first boy wanted $10,000, so President Bush gave him […]
A member of the United States Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, “Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!” All the other Senators demanded that the angry member withdraw his statement, or be removed from the remainder of […]
Clinton Joke 1 Q: How does Bill Clinton say “I m about to hurt you”? A: “Trust me.” Clinton Joke 2 Q: What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn’t carry a briefcase. Clinton Joke 3 Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane […]
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn. The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, […]
How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the bulb, one to call the media and publicize it, and one to blame the electric bill on the Democrats.
One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he''''d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton.” The Marine replied, “Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and […]
Political Joke 1 Republicans say “Merry Christmas!” Democrats say “Happy Holidays!” Political Joke 2 Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street. Political Joke 3 Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and […]
President George W Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm. President George W Bush approached the man and inquired, “Aren’t you Moses.” […]