Not For Loving Christians
Why did Jesus cross the road? To get NAILED! Not For Loving Christians Submitted by DeAthiest
Going to Hell Joke
A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told […]
Pinoy Hell Joke
Juan dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the American hell […]
Religious Sex Joke
The priest and the rabbi were on a plane flying across the ocean when the plane developed engine trouble. Everyone was doomed. The priest turned […]
Heaven and Hell Joke
John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends. One night, they both died in a terrible car accident. When John woke up in heaven, he began […]
Afraid of the Dark, Jesus is Out There Joke
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the […]
Religious Joke: The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie
A Amish boy and his pa were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls […]
An APB on God Joke
A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could […]
Christian Jokes
Christian Joke 1 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given. Christian Joke 2 A forbidden fruit will create many jams. Christian Joke 3 Come […]
What God looks like joke
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she […]
Who Is God? Joke
A little kid asks his father, “Daddy, is God a man or a woman?” “Both son. God is both.” After awhile the kid comes again […]
Wedding Ceremony Joke
A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction, he had planned to call the couple down […]
Amish Jokes and Humor
Amish Joke 01 Sign behind an Amish carriage: “Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on grass and oats. CAUTION: Avoid exhaust!” Amish Joke 02 You have just […]
Jesus Jokes
Jesus Joke 01 Jesus was a Californian: He walked around bare foot. He never cut His hair. He started a new religion. Jesus Joke 02 […]
Religious man joke
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and […]
Washington State Joke
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God. “Where have you been?” […]
The Lord Will Save Me Religious Joke
There once was a flood and everyone had reached safety except for one man. He climbed to the top of his house with the water […]
Funny Religious Jokes
Religious Joke 1 A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, “The End is Near! […]
Dyslexic Devil Worshipper Joke
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.
The Vow of Celibacy Religious Joke
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven where he's met by a reception committee of angels. After a whirlwind tour, The Pope is told […]
A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon Sports Joke
A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. “I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. […]
Garden of Eden First Woman Joke
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have […]
Celestial Poker joke
Pamela Anderson and the Queen of England die on the same day. As they are approaching the gates of heaven, God tells them that there […]
Religious Beliefs Joke
A Catholic priest and a Mormon bishop are on the same airplane and seated beside each other. “Is it still a requirement of your faith […]
Buddhist Hot Dog Joke
Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor: “Make me one with everything.”
Family of Apes Joke
Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve! Pupil: That’s not true! My dad said we are descendants of an Ape! Teacher: We are not […]
Philippine hell is the best joke
Juan dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the American hell […]
Three Nuns Joke
Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, “We don’t want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?” […]
Engineering In Hell Joke
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you're an engineer — you're in the wrong […]
Funny Heaven And Hell Jokes
Heaven And Hell Joke 1 A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him […]