Religious Jokes

Why did Jesus cross the road? To get NAILED! Not For Loving Christians Submitted by DeAthiest

A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told […]

Juan dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the American hell […]

The priest and the rabbi were on a plane flying across the ocean when the plane developed engine trouble. Everyone was doomed. The priest turned […]

John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends. One night, they both died in a terrible car accident. When John woke up in heaven, he began […]

A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the […]

A Amish boy and his pa were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls […]

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could […]

Christian Joke 1 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given. Christian Joke 2 A forbidden fruit will create many jams. Christian Joke 3 Come […]

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she […]

A little kid asks his father, “Daddy, is God a man or a woman?” “Both son. God is both.” After awhile the kid comes again […]

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction, he had planned to call the couple down […]

Amish Joke 01 Sign behind an Amish carriage: “Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on grass and oats. CAUTION: Avoid exhaust!” Amish Joke 02 You have just […]

Jesus Joke 01 Jesus was a Californian: He walked around bare foot. He never cut His hair. He started a new religion. Jesus Joke 02 […]

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and […]

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God. “Where have you been?” […]

There once was a flood and everyone had reached safety except for one man. He climbed to the top of his house with the water […]

Religious Joke 1 A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, “The End is Near! […]

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.

The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven where he's met by a reception committee of angels. After a whirlwind tour, The Pope is told […]

A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. “I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. […]

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have […]

Pamela Anderson and the Queen of England die on the same day. As they are approaching the gates of heaven, God tells them that there […]

A Catholic priest and a Mormon bishop are on the same airplane and seated beside each other. “Is it still a requirement of your faith […]

Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor: “Make me one with everything.”

Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve! Pupil: That’s not true! My dad said we are descendants of an Ape! Teacher: We are not […]

Juan dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the American hell […]

Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, “We don’t want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?” […]

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you're an engineer — you're in the wrong […]

Heaven And Hell Joke 1 A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him […]