Sex Jokes

What is 69ing or Doing 69?A 69 is an oral sex position where both sexual partners kiss, lick, suck their partners genitals for sexual gratification. It’s called a 69 because the numbers 6 and 9 represent two people lay head to toe. Funny 69 Jokes Funny 69 Joke 169% of people will find something sexual […]

Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest. “If you win, you’re entitled to free sex,” said the attendant. […]

A boy told his mom, “I couldn’t sleep last night so I went into your room. Why were you jumping up and down on daddy?” His mom shocked that her son had seen his parents having sex quickly said, “Well dear, I was pushing the air out of him.” The boy replied, “Oh then you’re […]

Viagra Joke 01 A crate load of Viagra has been stolen from a distribution depot, police are looking for hardened criminals. Viagra Joke 02 A man and his wife went to the chemist to pick up his prescription for Viagra. Seeing the $10 per pill price, the man was astonished – but his wife had […]

An affluent couple gets into an argument over dinner. “If you could cook,” said the husband, “we could fire the chef.” “If you could screw,” replied the wife, “we could fire the driver.”

The man asks the girl if she’s afraid and she shakes her head bravely. He has had more experience, but it’s the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and she shivers; her body tenses; but he’s gentle like he promised he’d be. He looks deeply within her eyes and […]

sluts are like vacuums. they suck, they blow, and they get layed in the closet Sluts are like vacuums joke Submitted by number 4

Two sperm are swimming in a women’s body. One sperm says to the other in exhaustion, “Whew, just how far is the uterus anyway?” The second sperm begins to laugh and says, “The uterus!? We just past the esophogus.”

A sexually frustrated wife got some Viagra for her husband. Her doctor told her to give him one pill a night, and that he would call to check in with her after a week to see if their sex life had improved. That night, the wife popped one viagra pill in her husband's food and […]

Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of Viagra. The suspect is known to be a hardened criminal!

Sex jokes, not suitable for young children. Sex Joke 1 A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through […]

Funny Sex Joke 1 Did you hear about the gay rabbit? He found a hare up his ass. Funny Sex Joke 2 Did you hear about the gay truckers? They exchanged loads. Funny Sex Joke 3 Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close his casket. Funny Sex Joke […]

What’s the first thing to come out of a man’s penis when he has sex? The wrinkles!

Q. Why is air a lot like sex? A. Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.

Two men are on opposite sides of the Earth. One is walking a tightrope. The other is getting a blowjob by a 90-year-old woman. Both get the exact same thought at the exact same time. “Don’t look down.”