Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase […]
A boy told his mom, “I couldn’t sleep last night so I went into your room. Why were you jumping up and down on daddy?” […]
Viagra Joke 01 A crate load of Viagra has been stolen from a distribution depot, police are looking for hardened criminals. Viagra Joke 02 A […]
An affluent couple gets into an argument over dinner. “If you could cook,” said the husband, “we could fire the chef.” “If you could screw,” […]
The man asks the girl if she’s afraid and she shakes her head bravely. He has had more experience, but it’s the first time his […]
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Two sperm are swimming in a women’s body. One sperm says to the other in exhaustion, “Whew, just how far is the uterus anyway?” The […]
A sexually frustrated wife got some Viagra for her husband. Her doctor told her to give him one pill a night, and that he would […]
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of Viagra. The suspect is known to be a hardened criminal!
Sex jokes, not suitable for young children. Sex Joke 1 A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As […]
Funny Sex Joke 1 Did you hear about the gay rabbit? He found a hare up his ass. Funny Sex Joke 2 Did you hear […]
What’s the first thing to come out of a man’s penis when he has sex? The wrinkles!
Q. Why is air a lot like sex? A. Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
Two men are on opposite sides of the Earth. One is walking a tightrope. The other is getting a blowjob by a 90-year-old woman. Both […]