Sport Jokes

Jock Joke 1The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right then and there.“Please,” protested the college President, “you already […]

A teacher asks her students if they’re Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. “Okay, Bobby. What team are you […]

One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won’t […]

Hunting Joke 1 An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that […]

A man went over to his girl’s place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom […]

Cletus took Maynard to his first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s Bench. After the game, Cletus asked Maynard how he […]

During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little […]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other […]

Fishing Joke 1 Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about […]

20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it. 19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind. 18. He’s […]

Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day. Abe turns […]

Tiger Woods Joke 01 Did you hear Nike’s new motto? Just do me. Tiger Woods Joke 02 Did you hear Tiger Woods changed his name […]

Coach Jones called the young lad in from center field during a Little League game for a conference. “See here Larry,” said the coach, “you […]

A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. […]

Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you? A: YOU’RE NOT LISTENING!!!. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they’re permeated in it. […]

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with […]

A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, […]

Sport Joke 1 Where do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground! Sport Joke 2 How did the basketball court get wet? The players […]

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the […]

The golf course was haunted by a malicious, evil leprechaun who exploited the ambitions of the poorer players. He popped up beside one unfortunate man […]