Technology Jokes

Funny Computer Joke 1 (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network? Funny Computer Joke 2 “640K ought to be enough for anybody.” – Bill Gates, 1981 Funny Computer Joke 3 11th commandment – Covet not thy neighbor’s Pentium. Funny Computer Joke 4 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2 (especially with the […]

iPhone 6 Jokes iPhone 6 Jokes 1 How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features! iPhone 6 Jokes 2 What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus? […]

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This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless to say, the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for “Termination without Cause.” Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee with a caller: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having […]

What will my computer printer warranty cover? Your mouse pad

Internet Joke 1 What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist. Internet Joke 2 Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Exactly five hundred. 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed. 7 […]

Women claim that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because: 1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless. 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem. 4. […]

Telephone Joke 1 After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication. When our phone bills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse and I sought relief. Since we both owned computers, […]

Any time you use a computer, it looks like work to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, calculate your finances and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren’t exactly the societal benefits that everybody from the computer revolution expected but they’re not bad either. When […]

Murphy Computer Law 1 75% of the bugs laws in this page can be applied to MS Windows (Any version). Murphy Computer Law 2 90% of a programmer errors come from data from other programmers. Murphy Computer Law 3 A chain letter – will be sent. To global. A dozen times. Murphy Computer Law 4 […]

E-Mail Joke 1 Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc. E-Mail Joke 2 Why couldn’t the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged. E-Mail Joke 3 Why didn’t the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman. E-Mail Joke […]

Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!

Computer Joke 1 A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message. “Due […]

Secure Computing Jokes 01 Don’t buy a computer. Secure Computing Jokes 02 If you do buy a computer, don’t plug it in. Secure Computing Jokes 03 If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1.

486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford. Obsolete: Any computer you own. Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. G3: Apple’s new Macs that make you say ‘Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond […]

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft’s electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter’s position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said “WHERE AM […]