Technology Jokes

Funny Computer Joke 1 (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network? Funny Computer Joke 2 “640K ought to be enough for anybody.” – Bill Gates, 1981 […]

iPhone 6 Jokes iPhone 6 Jokes 1 How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 […]

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This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless to say, the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word […]

What will my computer printer warranty cover? Your mouse pad

Internet Joke 1 What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist. Internet Joke 2 Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take […]

Women claim that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because: 1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them […]

Telephone Joke 1 After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on […]

Any time you use a computer, it looks like work to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, calculate your finances and […]

Murphy Computer Law 1 75% of the bugs laws in this page can be applied to MS Windows (Any version). Murphy Computer Law 2 90% […]

E-Mail Joke 1 Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc. E-Mail Joke 2 Why couldn’t the apple […]

Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!

Computer Joke 1 A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed […]

Secure Computing Jokes 01 Don’t buy a computer. Secure Computing Jokes 02 If you do buy a computer, don’t plug it in. Secure Computing Jokes […]

486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford. Obsolete: Any computer you own. Microsecond: The time it takes […]

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft’s electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds […]