Yo Momma Joke 01
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo Momma Joke 02
Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull

Yo Momma Joke 03
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it’s daylight.

Yo Momma Joke 04
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.

Yo Momma Joke 05
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!

Yo Momma Joke 06
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!

Yo Momma Joke 07
Yo Mommas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

Yo Momma Joke 08
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

Yo Momma Joke 09
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!

Yo Momma Joke 10
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Yo Momma Joke 11
Yo Momma’s so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

Yo Momma Joke 12
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.

Yo Momma Joke 13
Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.

Yo Momma Joke 14
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck

Yo Momma Joke 15
Yo Momma so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W s.

Yo Momma Joke 16
Yo Momma is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!

Yo Momma Joke 17
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

Yo Momma Joke 18
Yo Momma’s so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!

Yo Momma Joke 19
Yo Momma is so fat…when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars

Yo Momma Joke 20
Yo Momma is so fat…that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure

Yo Momma Joke 21
Yo Momma is so fat…that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth

Yo Momma Joke 22
Yo Momma is so fat…that she broke a branch in her family tree!

Yo Momma Joke 23
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!

Yo Momma Joke 24
your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!

Yo Momma Joke 25
Yo Momma’s so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.

Yo Momma Joke 26
Yo Momma’s like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!

Yo Momma Joke 27
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.

Yo Momma Joke 28
Yo Momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo Momma Joke 29
Yo Momma is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)

Yo Momma Joke 30
Yo Momma So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

Yo Momma Joke 31
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!

Yo Momma Joke 32
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

Yo Momma Joke 33
your mama’s so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt

Yo Momma Joke 34
Yo Momma is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well…

Yo Momma Joke 35
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.

Yo Momma Joke 36
Yo Momma is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.

Yo Momma Joke 37
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!

Yo Momma Joke 38
Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.

Yo Momma Joke 39
ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.

Yo Momma Joke 40
UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.

Yo Momma Joke 41
YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet

Yo Momma Joke 42
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!

Yo Momma Joke 43
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

Yo Momma Joke 44
Yo Momma so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo Momma Joke 45
Yo Momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo Momma Joke 46
Yo Momma so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch

Yo Momma Joke 47
Yo MommaS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y

Yo Momma Joke 48
Yo Momma’s so fat that while she’s sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, “Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in.”

Yo Momma Joke 49
Yo Momma’s so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing “We are family…!”

Yo Momma Joke 50
You mama’s so skinny ….she can hang glide with a dorito!

Yo Momma Joke 51
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, “Who turned of the lights”.

Yo Momma Joke 52
Yo Momma so fat, she’s gotta wake up in sections

Yo Momma Joke 53
Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo Momma Joke 54
Yo Momma’s so stupid,she got locked in a “Furniture World” and slept on the floor.

Yo Momma Joke 55
Yo Momma so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book

Yo Momma Joke 56
Yo Momma so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.

Yo Momma Joke 57
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can’t believe it’s not butter.

Yo Momma Joke 58
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.

Yo Momma Joke 59
Yo MommaS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID “WHAT YAR DOING ” SHE SAID “MOVING” !!!

Yo Momma Joke 60
Yo Momma so fat when God said, “Let there be light” he he to ask her to move out of the way.

Yo Momma Joke 61
yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

Yo Momma Joke 62
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET

Yo Momma Joke 63
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

Yo Momma Joke 64
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.

Yo Momma Joke 65
your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.

Yo Momma Joke 66
your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.

Yo Momma Joke 67
Yo Momma’s so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!

Yo Momma Joke 68
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she’s wearing a fat necklace !!

Yo Momma Joke 69
Yo Momma’s o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

Yo Momma Joke 70
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

Yo Momma Joke 71
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

Yo Momma Joke 72
Yo Momma’s so fat she sank the Titanic!

Yo Momma Joke 73
Yo Momma’s so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

Yo Momma Joke 74
Yo Momma’s house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo Momma Joke 75
Yo Momma’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

Yo Momma Joke 76
Yo Momma’s so stupid she can’t pass a blood test.

Yo Momma Joke 77
Yo Momma’s so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

Yo Momma Joke 78
Yo mamma’s so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo Momma Joke 79
Yo mamma’s so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

Yo Momma Joke 80
Yo Momma so nasty… cows with mad cow disease run from her..

Yo Momma Joke 81
Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok

Yo Momma Joke 82
Your Momma’s so black she got counted absent at night school.

Yo Momma Joke 83
your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.

Yo Momma Joke 84
Yo Momma so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!

Yo Momma Joke 85
Yo Momma so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.

Yo Momma Joke 86
Yo Momma so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell

Yo Momma Joke 87
yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs

Yo Momma Joke 88
yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic

Yo Momma Joke 89
Yo Momma aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!

Yo Momma Joke 90
Yo Momma so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends

Yo Momma Joke 91
Yo Momma so fat she gives herself group hugs!

Yo Momma Joke 92
Yo Momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.

Yo Momma Joke 93
Yo Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.

Yo Momma Joke 94
Yo Momma’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine on a cloudy day”…..

Yo Momma Joke 95
Yo Momma is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

Yo Momma Joke 96
Yo Momma is so poor that she needs coupons for the 99cent store

Yo Momma Joke 97
Yo Momma so black, when she went to night school the teacher marked her absent

Yo Momma Joke 98
Yo Momma is so fat when she walked to in’n’out she couldn’t get in or out

Yo Momma Joke 99
Yo Mommas so fat when she bunjie jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo Momma Joke 100
Yo Momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

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