Wet Weather Jokes
Wet Weather Joke 1
There’s a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days.
It’s called Monday.
Wet Weather Joke 2
Fred: I’m sure I’m right.
Betty: You’re as right as rain – all wet!
Wet Weather Joke 3
If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?
An umbrella.
Wet Weather Joke 4
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
Wet Weather Joke 5
What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?
I mist you.
Wet Weather Joke 6
What doesn’t get any wetter no matter how much it rains?
The ocean
Wet Weather Joke 7
What type of sense of humor does rain have?
A very wet sense of humor
WetWeather Joke 8
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
Wet Weather Joke 9
What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?
A wet one.
Wet Weather Joke 10
Why is it so wet in Great Britain?
Because of all the kings and queens that reigned there.
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