Funny Computer Joke 1
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?
Funny Computer Joke 2
“640K ought to be enough for anybody.” – Bill Gates, 1981
Funny Computer Joke 3
11th commandment – Covet not thy neighbor’s Pentium.
Funny Computer Joke 4
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2 (especially with the old Pentium chip).
Funny Computer Joke 5
2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!
Funny Computer Joke 6
A computer’s attention span is as long as its power cord.
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A mainframe: the biggest PC peripheral available.
Funny Computer Joke 8
Access denied–nah nah na nah nah!
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All computers wait at the same speed.
Funny Computer Joke 10
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
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An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
Funny Computer Joke 12
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Funny Computer Joke 13
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (V)omit
Funny Computer Joke 14
Backups? We don’t need no stinking backups.
Funny Computer Joke 15
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! STAAAY…
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Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Funny Computer Joke 17
Buy a Pentium 686/300, so you can reboot faster.
Funny Computer Joke 18
C:\ Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
Funny Computer Joke 19
C:\ File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
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C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
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C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
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Computer (dfn): A device designed to speed and automate errors.
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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Funny Computer Joke 24
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?
Funny Computer Joke 25
Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put in new ones.
Funny Computer Joke 26
Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
Funny Computer Joke 27
Disk Full – Press F1 to belch.
Funny Computer Joke 28
DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
Funny Computer Joke 29
E Pluribus Modem
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E-mail returned to sender — insufficient voltage.
Funny Computer Joke 31
Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
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Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
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Excuse me for butting in, but I’m interrupt-driven.
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Help! I’ve modemed and I can’t hang up!!
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Hit any user to continue.
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I hit the CTRL key but I’m still not in control!
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If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Funny Computer Joke 38
My software never has bugs; it just develops random features.
Funny Computer Joke 39
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…
Funny Computer Joke 40
Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
Funny Computer Joke 41
Press to continue …Smash forehead on keyboard to continue… Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue… Just do something!!
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Programmer – A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
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RAM disk is *notan installation procedure.
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Read my chips: No new upgrades!
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Real programmers don’t document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.”
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Relax, it’s only ONES and ZEROS!
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SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
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Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_~”
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The name is Baud… James Baud.
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Why doesn’t DOS ever say “EXCELLENT command or file name!”
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Will configure ones and zeros for food!
Funny Computer Joke 52
Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?
Funny Computer Joke 53
Windows: Just another pain in the glass.
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