Best Bonfire Night Jokes
Best Bonfire Night Joke 1
The last person to enter parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes on 5th November 1605.
Best Bonfire Night Joke 2
They say that you should never go back to a firework once lit.
Our garden has been out of bounds since 1990.
Best Bonfire Night Joke 3
How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize?
Cause he was outstanding in his field.
Best Bonfire Night Joke 4
How many Mafia hitmen does it take to light the bonfire?
Three, One to set fire to the effigy, one to watch his back, and one to shoot any witnesses.
Best Bonfire Night Joke 5
I walked passed a burnt out building with a broken sign saying “Fireworks”.
How right they were.
Best Bonfire Night Joke 6
Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire?
Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
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