Funny Camping Jokes

When you are as cool as I am even the concept of going camping in the woods is a joke.

Funny Camping Joke 1
I went to buy a camouflage tent the other day for a camping vacation, but I couldn’t find any.

Funny Camping Joke 2
Yo mamas so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.

Funny Camping Joke 3
What do math teachers use to light a campfire when school’s out?
Arithma-sticks.

Funny Camping Joke 4
God gave us shins so we can find the trailer hitch in the dark!

Funny Camping Joke 5
I asked my llama if his cousin wanted to go camping?
He said alpaca tent!

Funny Camping Joke 6
Teacher: Where did your sister go camping?
Student: Alaska.
Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.

Funny Camping Joke 7
After twelve years of carrying books to school, you’re well prepared for a career in backpacking.

Funny Camping Joke 14
Why does Humpty Dumpty love camping autumn?
Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Funny Camping Joke 8
Where do eggs go camping?
New Yolk City!

Funny Camping Joke 9
How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?
Don’t sleep too long in it!

Funny Camping Joke 10
Did you hear about the Halloween themed camping trip?
It was in tents!

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