Looking for the best funny Dad jokes around, well tough, below are some of the worst, baddest and corny Dad jokes around.
Bad Dad Jokes
Bad Dad Joke 1
When does a joke turn into a Dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
Bad Dad Joke 2
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Fathers day?
He felt his presents.
Bad Dad Joke 3
My Dad is reading a book about anti-gravity.
He says it’s impossible to put down.
Bad Dad Joke 4
Why did the Scottish Dad have plumbing issues?
He only had bagpipes.
Bad Dad Joke 5
Why do Dad’s talk to themselves?
They are seeking expert advice!
Bad Dad Joke 6
I tell Dad jokes but I have no kids…
I’m a faux pa.
Bad Dad Joke 7
My Dad doesn’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
Bad Dad Joke 8
What did the mountain climber name his first son?
Bad Dad Joke 9
How is the baby bird like its Dad?
It’s a chirp off the old block.
Bad Dad Joke 10
Why do Dads feel the need to tell such bad jokes?
They just want to help you become a groan-up.
Funny Dad Jokes
Funny Dad Joke 1
I asked my Dad if I can watch TV?
He said yes, but don’t turn it on.
Funny Dad Joke 2
What did the daddy buffalo say to its son before it left for school?
Funny Dad Joke 3
My Dad recently wrote a book called Fatherly Advice by Buck L. Upson.
Funny Dad Joke 4
What do you call your Dad when he falls through the ice?
Funny Dad Joke 5
A cheese factory exploded in France.
Da brie is everywhere!
Funny Dad Joke 6
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
The judge asks her, “First offender?”
She says, “No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”
Funny Dad Joke 7
After dinner, my wife asked if I could clear the table.
I needed a running start, but I made it!
Funny Dad Joke 8
Can February March?
No, but April May!
Funny Dad Joke 9
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip?
I was heels over head!
Funny Dad Joke 10
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
They say he made a mint!
Best Dad Jokes
Best Dad Joke 1
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta way!
Best Dad Joke 2
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere!
Best Dad Joke 3
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I’m not going to spread it!
Best Dad Joke 4
Five out of four people admit they’re bad with fractions!
Best Dad Joke 5
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put some boogie in it!
Best Dad Joke 6
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Best Dad Joke 7
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
Best Dad Joke 8
I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.
I’m just doing it for kicks!
Best Dad Joke 9
I don’t really call for funerals that start before noon.
I guess I’m just not a mourning person!
Best Dad Joke 10
I got a hen to regularly count her own eggs.
She’s a real mathamachicken!