Best Dad Jokes

Not all Dad jokes are bad jokes, here’s some of the best Dad jokes on the Internet. If you believe that BS you are definitely a Dad!

Best Dad Joke 1
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!

Best Dad Joke 2
I got a hen to regularly count her own eggs.
She’s a real mathamachicken!

Best Dad Joke 3
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put some boogie in it!

Best Dad Joke 4
I don’t really call for funerals that start before noon.
I guess I’m just not a mourning person!

Best Dad Joke 5
Five out of four people admit they’re bad with fractions!

Best Dad Joke 6
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta way!

Best Dad Joke 7
I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.
I’m just doing it for kicks!

Best Dad Joke 8
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I’m not going to spread it!

Best Dad Joke 9
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!

Best Dad Joke 10
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere!

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