Best Dad Joke 1
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
Best Dad Joke 2
I got a hen to regularly count her own eggs.
She’s a real mathamachicken!
Best Dad Joke 3
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put some boogie in it!
Best Dad Joke 4
I don’t really call for funerals that start before noon.
I guess I’m just not a mourning person!
Best Dad Joke 5
Five out of four people admit they’re bad with fractions!
Best Dad Joke 6
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta way!
Best Dad Joke 7
I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.
I’m just doing it for kicks!
Best Dad Joke 8
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I’m not going to spread it!
Best Dad Joke 9
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Best Dad Joke 10
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere!
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