Best Dad Jokes

Best Dad Jokes

Not all Dad jokes are bad jokes, here’s some of the best Dad jokes on the Internet. If you believe that BS you are definitely a Dad!

Best Dad Joke 1
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!

Best Dad Joke 2
I got a hen to regularly count her own eggs.
She’s a real mathamachicken!

Best Dad Joke 3
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put some boogie in it!

Best Dad Joke 4
I don’t really call for funerals that start before noon.
I guess I’m just not a mourning person!

Best Dad Joke 5
Five out of four people admit they’re bad with fractions!

Best Dad Joke 6
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta way!

Best Dad Joke 7
I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.
I’m just doing it for kicks!

Best Dad Joke 8
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I’m not going to spread it!

Best Dad Joke 9
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!

Best Dad Joke 10
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere!

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