Funny Dad Jokes
Funny Dad Joke 1
After dinner, my wife asked if I could clear the table.
I needed a running start, but I made it!
Funny Dad Joke 2
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
They say he made a mint!
Funny Dad Joke 3
What did the daddy buffalo say to its son before it left for school?
Bison.
Funny Dad Joke 4
A cheese factory exploded in France.
Da brie is everywhere!
Funny Dad Joke 5
I asked my Dad if I can watch TV?
He said yes, but don’t turn it on.
Funny Dad Joke 6
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip?
I was heels over head!
Funny Dad Joke 7
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
The judge asks her, “First offender?”
She says, “No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”
Funny Dad Joke 8
What do you call your Dad when he falls through the ice?
A POPsicle!
Funny Dad Joke 9
Can February March?
No, but April May!
Funny Dad Joke 10
My Dad recently wrote a book called Fatherly Advice by Buck L. Upson.
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