Horrible Dead Baby Jokes
Dead baby jokes by their definition are horrible, but what’s horrible to some is funny to others. Jokes about dead babies are an acquired taste, if you find dead baby jokes distressing please do NOT read these jokes, go to the clean baby jokes section instead.
Horrible Dead Baby Joke 1
What’s sicker than driving over a dead baby?
Skidding.
Horrible Dead Baby Joke 2
What’s funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
Horrible Dead Baby Joke 3
What’s bright blue, pink, and sizzles?
A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet.
Horrible Dead Baby Joke 4
What’s blue and bloated and floating in your beer?
A dead baby with fetal alcohol syndrome!
Horrible Dead Baby Joke 5
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
Crib death.
Horrible Dead Baby Joke 6
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it’s hair with a potato peeler!
Horrible Dead Baby Joke 7
What is the difference between a baby and a onion?
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
Horrible Dead Baby Joke 8
What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board?
Dart-boards don’t bleed.
Horrible Dead Baby Joke 9
What is red and hangs out of the back of a train?
A miscarriage.
Horrible Dead Baby Joke 10
What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
A baby chewing on razor blades.
Horrible Dead Baby Joke 11
What is cold, blue and doesn’t move?
A baby in your freezer.
Horrible Dead Baby Joke 12
What is black and sits in a corner?
A baby with it’s finger in a power socket.
Horrible Dead Baby Joke 13
What has 10 arms and blood all over it?
A pitbull in a maternity ward.
Horrible Dead Baby Joke 14
What happens when you burn baby’s face off?
It makes weird noises and crawls into walls.
Horrible Dead Baby Joke 15
What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?
Art.
Horrible Dead Baby Joke 16
What do you call a baby on a stick?
A Kebabie.
Horrible Dead Baby Joke 17
What do babies and baseballs have in common?
The neighbor gets angry when you throw them through their window.
Horrible Dead Baby Joke 18
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Horrible Dead Baby Joke 19
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.
Horrible Dead Baby Joke 20
How are babies and the elderly alike?
Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
Continue Reading Dead Baby Jokes