A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Maria said, “My family went to the Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating.”
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted the word “fascinate.`”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to Magic Kingdom. I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Good, but I wanted the word fascinate.”
Mario raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Mario was noted for his bad language.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate” so she called on him.
Mario said, “My sister has a new sweater with 10 buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten 8.”
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