Things to Say at a Drive Thru
Over 30 funny things to say and pranks to do at a fast food drive thru.
Funny Things to Say at a Drive Thru 1
After making your drive thru order ask if they take checks!
Funny Things to Say at a Drive Thru 2
Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box.
Funny Things to Say at a Drive Thru 3
If you are feeling mean, while making your order cough a little and have a passenger ask when your Covid-19 test will be available!
Funny Things to Say at a Drive Thru 4
In a sexy seductive voice say: “Can I get a girls toy with that please?”
Funny Things to Say at a Drive Thru 5
In a sexy seductive voice say: “Can I get a large sausage in my extra moist McMuffin?”
Funny Things to Say at a Drive Thru 6
In a sexy seductive voice say: “Can I get some of your special sauce?”
Funny Things to Say at a Drive Thru 7
Look at your order and say: “Are you sure it’s all in there, it’s not very big?”
Funny Things to Say at a Drive Thru 8
Look at your order and say: “There’s no sauce, oh wait it’s in the bottom.”
Funny Things to Say at a Drive Thru 9
When asked if they can take your order say, “Why, can I take yours?”
Funny Things to Say at a Drive Thru 10
When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on.
Funny Things to Say at a Drive Thru 11
When the order arrives say: “That was quicker than I thought it was going to be, reminds me of my husband/boy friend.”
Funny Things to Say at a Drive Thru 12
When they ask for your order at a drive thru say “we aren’t ready to order yet, but would like more bread sticks and the wine menu.”
Funny Things to Say at a Drive Thru 13
When they ask to take your order, ask for directions to a place which doesn’t exist or a competitors drive thru!
Funny Things to Say at a Drive Thru 14
With a terrible French accent say: “do vous speaks Français?”
When the reply is “no, sorry”, say “thank God for that, neither do I”.
Drive Thru Pranks
Drive Thru Prank 1
Ask the price of almost everything on the menu, order something you didn’t ask the price for.
Drive Thru Prank 2
Carefully drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
Drive Thru Prank 3
Demand to speak to the manager. When they come on, complain you did not like the way the employee said, “May I take your order?”
Drive Thru Prank 4
Don’t order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
Drive Thru Prank 5
Go to McDonald’s and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight, claim they are discriminating against shift-workers!
Drive Thru Prank 6
Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
Drive Thru Prank 7
If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it until they yell at you.
Drive Thru Prank 8
If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
Drive Thru Prank 9
Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don’t break your stare.
Drive Thru Prank 10
Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
Drive Thru Prank 11
Order a cup of water and two napkins. That’s it.
Drive Thru Prank 12
Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you’re in.
Drive Thru Prank 13
Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels, lose count several times!
Drive Thru Prank 14
Pretend your car has broken down. Ask for assistance moving it. When they come out, drive away.
Drive Thru Prank 15
Tell the employee your car window is broken. Order and pay with your door open. When the food arrives, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.
Drive Thru Prank 16
Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
Drive Thru Prank 17
When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.
Drive Thru Prank 18
Frantically look for your purse/wallet, after a minute say you’ve got no money and offer to work at the drive-thru for an hour to pay for the meal.