Boring Accountant Jokes

Boring Accountant Jokes

First an apology to any accountants reading these boring accountant jokes, deep down we all know accountants are the most interesting people on the planet, we create these mean accountant jokes due to jealousy. (lie mode OFF).

Boring Accountant Joke 1
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
When he realises he doesn’t have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

Boring Accountant Joke 2
What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?
Invite an accountant.

Boring Accountant Joke 3
What’s an accountant’s idea of trashing his hotel room?
Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Boring Accountant Joke 4
What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?

Boring Accountant Joke 5
What’s an actuary?
An accountant without the sense of humour.

Boring Accountant Joke 6
If an accountant’s wife cannot sleep, what does she say?
“Darling, could you tell me about your work.”

Boring Accountant Joke 7
Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: “…….and ninthly…”

Boring Accountant Joke 8
What does an accountant use for birth control?
His personality.

Boring Accountant Joke 9
Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?
They find bookkeeping too exciting.

Boring Accountant Joke 10
What’s the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
The accountant knows he’s boring.

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