Dirty Accounting Joke 1
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They’re great with figures.
Dirty Accounting Joke 2
A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: “Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary.”
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows: “Dear Husband, I too am 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Savoy Hotel with my eighteen year old toy boy. Because you are an accountant, you will surely appreciate that l8 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18.”
Dirty Accounting Joke 3
What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?
Go into town and gang-audit someone.
Dirty Accounting Joke 4
What’s the definition of unlikely?
A photo-spread in Playboy titled The World’s Top Accountants – Nude!
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