Answer Me This Joke 1
What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?
Answer Me This Joke 2
Do steam rollers really roll steam?
Answer Me This Joke 3
Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
Answer Me This Joke 4
Can you repeat the part after “Listen very carefully”?
Answer Me This Joke 5
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo?
Answer Me This Joke 6
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
Answer Me This Joke 7
Do vampires get AIDS?
Answer Me This Joke 8
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Answer Me This Joke 9
Does killing time damage eternity?
Answer Me This Joke 10
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
Answer Me This Joke 11
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Answer Me This Joke 12
What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?
Answer Me This Joke 13
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Answer Me This Joke 14
Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Answer Me This Joke 15
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Answer Me This Joke 16
How long will a floating point operation float?
Answer Me This Joke 17
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes – why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Answer Me This Joke 18
You know how most packages say “Open here”. What is the protocol if the package says, “Open somewhere else”?
Answer Me This Joke 19
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
Answer Me This Joke 20
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
Answer Me This Joke 21
If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?
Answer Me This Joke 22
If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
Answer Me This Joke 23
How many weeks are there in a light year?
Answer Me This Joke 24
If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?
Answer Me This Joke 25
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Answer Me This Joke 26
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
Answer Me This Joke 27
If you didn’t get caught, did you really do it?
Answer Me This Joke 28
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Answer Me This Joke 29
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
Answer Me This Joke 30
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?
Answer Me This Joke 31
Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?
Answer Me This Joke 32
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
Answer Me This Joke 33
If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
Answer Me This Joke 34
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Answer Me This Joke 35
Do fish get thirsty?
Answer Me This Joke 36
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Answer Me This Joke 37
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Answer Me This Joke 38
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?
Answer Me This Joke 39
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
Answer Me This Joke 40
If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?
Answer Me This Joke 41
Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
Answer Me This Joke 42
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Answer Me This Joke 43
How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?
Answer Me This Joke 44
If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?
Answer Me This Joke 45
Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do solutions go when a candidate gets elected?
Answer Me This Joke 46
Don’t you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren’t you just dying to know what you got?
Answer Me This Joke 47
If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Answer Me This Joke 48
If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?
Answer Me This Joke 49
Why is it that when you re driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
Answer Me This Joke 50
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Answer Me This Joke 51
Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?
Answer Me This Joke 52
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Answer Me This Joke 53
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?
Answer Me This Joke 54
Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?
Answer Me This Joke 55
Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
Answer Me This Joke 56
If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?
Website - Really Funny Jokes