Funny Banana Jokes
Funny Banana Jokes 1
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
Funny Banana Jokes 2
What’s yellow and always points to the north?
A magnetic banana.
Funny Banana Jokes 3
How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
Funny Banana Jokes 4
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
Funny Banana Jokes 5
They’re not going to grow bananas any longer.
Really? Why not?
Because they re long enough already.
Funny Banana Jokes 6
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
Slippers!
Banana Jokes For Kids
Banana Jokes For Kids 1
Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant?
Nick: I don’t know.
Tom: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.
Banana Jokes For Kids 2
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet.
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
Banana Jokes For Kids 3
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.
Banana Jokes For Kids 4
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.
Banana Jokes For Kids 5
The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.
Banana Jokes For Kids 6
What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !
Banana Joke
Banana Joke 1
What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
Cut it in half.
Banana Joke 2
What is the difference between a banana and a bell?
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
Banana Joke 3
Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?
Because if you don’t C sharp you ll B flat.
Banana Joke 4
What would you call two bananas?
A pair of slippers.
Banana Joke 5
What is long and yellow and always points north?
A magnetic banana.
Best Banana Jokes
Best Banana Jokes 1
What’s yellow and flashes?
A banana with a loose connection.
Best Banana Jokes 2
Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go to school today?
Little Banana: Because I didn’t peel well.
Best Banana Jokes 3
What would you call two banana skins?
A pair of slippers.
Best Banana Jokes 4
What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
Best Banana Jokes 5
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
“You have a lot of appeal.”
Banana Knock knock Jokes
Banana Knock knock Jokes 1
Knock knock Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Banana Knock knock Jokes 2
Knock Knock Who’s there!
Banana!
Banana who?
Banana split so ice creamed!
Banana Puns
Banana Puns 1
What do you do if you see a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up.
Banana Puns 2
Teacher: What is Ba + Na2?
Pupil: Banana.
Banana Puns 3
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Banana Puns 4
What’s yellow and writes?
A ball-point banana.
Banana Puns 5
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
An electric banana.
Jokes About Bananas
Jokes About Bananas 1
How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?
She left him out in the sun too long.
Jokes About Bananas 2
Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas?
They were empty.
Jokes About Bananas 3
Why don’t bananas snore?
Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Jokes About Bananas 4
Why are you eating a banana with the skin on?
Oh, it’s all right. I know What’s inside.
Jokes About Bananas 5
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
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